Nobody reads privacy policies

READ this PRIVACY POLICY, THERE IS A JOKE AT THE END

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By visiting Newest-websites.com (the ‘Website’) you accept and consent to the practices described in this Privacy Notice including the processing of your personal data under this lawful basis

DANGER

“You are using this website strictly at your own risk…

This website uses Google Analytics, a web analytics service provided by Google, Inc. (“Google”).

Google Analytics uses cookies, these cookies collect information about how visitors use this website. 

For example, this website uses Google Analytics to track anonymized usage statistics for the site. This data is used to analyse how frequently people visit the site, how the website is found and which pages are most frequently viewed. These cookies collect information that identifies a visitor, however, I am not able to see IP addresses anywhere in my Google Analytics reports, because Google completely removes any IP data before it gets to my reports, but Google will get your personal info… Well, Google anyway knows anything about you.

To opt out of being tracked by Google Analytics across all websites go visit: tools.google.com

For more information about Google Analytics, and the cookies it sets, visit:

developers.google.com

Also, if you are seeing ads from Google Adsense, or another  advertising company on this site, you should know that advertisers may use technology such as cookies and web beacons when they advertise on sites, which will also send these advertisers information including your IP address, your ISP , the browser you used to visit our site, and in some cases, whether you have Flash installed.

As these companies like to say, this is generally used for geotargeting purposes (showing New York real estate ads to someone in New York, for example) or for showing yout certain ads based on your specific interests and your sites visited (such as showing cooking ads to someone who frequents cooking sites), however if you think that your life would be better whitout these ads, rightfully thinking that when in need of food or real estate, you will be able to “google it” it on your own, here is what you could do. 

You can chose to disable or selectively turn off cookies or third-party cookies in your browser settings, or by managing preferences in antivirus programs such as Norton Internet Security. (Unfortunately, this website is not sponsored by formentioned company, this example is a byproduct of lazy copy-pasting).

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By using our site, you are accepting  our terms of service.

Google AdSense uses ‘cookies’, which are text files placed on your computer, to help the website analyse site usage. Google AdSense also uses Web beacons (invisible images). Web beacons allow information such as visitor traffic to be analysed on this site.

The information generated by the cookies and Web beacons about your use of this website (including your IP address) and the distribution of advertising formats will be transmitted to and stored by Google on a server in the United States. This information may be transmitted by Google to its contractual partners.

However, your IP address will not be associated with any other data held by Google.

You may refuse the use of cookies by selecting the appropriate settings in your browser; however, please note that if you do this, you may not be able to use the full functionality of this website (Editor’s note; you will be seeing our beautiful ads). 

Here are some tips how you can opt out of seeing personalized ads

support.google.com

By using this website, you consent to the processing of data about you by Google in the manner and for the purposes set out above.

For all you tech noobs (if you are even greater noob than we think, noob is “a person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the Internet”), here is some more copy-pasted info about what cookies are, since I am obliged to put this here, as I acknowledged that other organizations use cookies or other devices that track site visitors on my site.

“A cookie is a piece of data stored on a site visitor’s hard drive to help websites improve your access to the site and identify repeat visitors. For instance, when the site uses a cookie to identify you, you would not have to log in a password more than once, thereby saving time while on site. Cookies can also enable sitrs to track and target the interests of our users to enhance the experience on site. Usage of a cookie is in no way linked to any personally identifiable information our site.”. 

“Once again, you are using this website strictly at your own risk…”

Thus being said, enjoy using this website!

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